Clink clink clinkering,
love bells ring by the evening,
but in this rotten neighbourhood of twats hardly can it be heard.
Clink clink clinkering,
manifesting themselves with flamboyant twitching,
lovers share germs through mouths, hands and even further south.
Clink clink clinkering,
salaries gone fast like you’re speeding,
you’ll crash when your partner sees you in bed with her sister.
Clink clink clinkering,
constant reminders of Lust’s stalking,
only to realise that Trust is only the concern of STDs.
oh hooo young girls and boys,
a reminder to stop bad ploys.
On the jovial Xmas nights,
Santa rules you must abide.
Keep your hands by your side.
under his eyes, no where to hide.
show your bum with that mini skirt,
will only earn you the title, the flirt.
Clink clink clinkering,
control yourself well, it’s just a tiny wink.
Pass it and your presents will arrive in a blink.